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A blog of mischief
  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
  • Baby: H..h..
  • Parents: Hi? Hello??
  • Baby: H..Hi..
  • Baby: Hime hime! Hime suki suki daisuki hime hime kira kira kimi to minna ireba watashitte, zettai muteki! Hime hime! Suki suki daisuki hime hime! Kira kira ooki kunaare mahou ka temo hime wa hime na no da hime Love Hime faito!!

unexplained-events:

Franco Banfi

A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.

"At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing." - Franco Banfi

invincible64:

kellerprocess:

brain-food:

What if instead of throwing your pencil stubs away when they´re too short to use, you could plant them, add some water and watch them grow? Meet Sprout, a pencil with a seed! The high quality pencil features a water activated capsule at its tip, when the pencil is too short to use, you can plant it and have it grow into something delicious, beautiful and fun. Sprout comes in a variety of different flavors, from flowers, to herbs and vegies. A great idea to make writing fun again. watch the video

Funded by a successful kickstarter campaign, the Sprout Pencil is now available for purchase at amazon and in Europe at firebox

Yes please!

I need this

nanodash:

clazzjassicalrockhop:

nanodash:

allons-ycupcake:

nanodash:

This is a manifestation of the Meissner Effect. When a superconductor reaches a critical temperature (usually very cold, 1 - 70 K) it expels all magnetic field lines. So if you place it on top of a magnet, it will float. It will float on a cushion of magnetic field. Additionally it will experience almost no friction so if you make a circular track of magnets it will levitate around it for quite a long time. And look awesome doing it. That vapour trail isn’t propulsive. It’s just how cold that superconductor is, it’s condensing the air around it.

Reading without my glasses and I saw Quantum Leviosa…
Sorry science tumblr.

Adam: I absolutely didn’t do this demonstration for a college open day. I certainly didn’t yell WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA as I did. No. Professional all the way.

As Arthur C Clarke once said, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Arthur always was a word wizard.

raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)
Celia Pavey (709,485)

jaesama:

"Feel Good Inc" (Gorillaz cover) || Celia Pavey

this is probably the best cover i’ve heard of this song

theclarkknight:

micdotcom:

Watch: There’s a new trailer for ‘Dear White People’ and it looks better than ever

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This has been on my calendar for Months. I am so excited!!

starfleetbabe:

xmen evolution rogue

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